Friday February 16, 2007

I Hate When That Happens

"For example, one swallower lacerated his pharynx when trying to swallow a curved sabre, a second lacerated his oesophagus and developed pleurisy after being distracted by a misbehaving macaw on his shoulder, and a belly dancer suffered a major haemorrhage when a bystander pushed dollar bills into her belt causing three blades in her oesophagus to scissor."  (from here, via, via)

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Another good reason not to accept tips in your costume...

Posted by: The Wife at Feb 18, 2007 3:42:16 PM