This I Believe #4

...that mizithra cheese is actually the hip, "urban" version of the better-known mithra cheese.  The name mizithra was formed from mithra by the addition of the hiphopifying infix -iz-, -izn- (c.f. hizouse, shiznit).  The origins of the name of mithra cheese are obscure, but a connection with the ancient mystery cult cannot be ruled out.

[Note to readers who find this page via search engines: yes, it's a joke.]

Comments

[Eddie]

One wonders how many would a)turn down the offer AND b) agree to attend at their own expense.

There's something amiss with the whole construction!

[Trey]

Y'know.. you really, really ought to consider fleshing out some of these ideas and submitting them to SpecGram.