The title of one of today's crop of spam emails:
There is a secret weapon to weight loss polonium
It may sound a little drastic, but it's absolutely effective. If you sign up now for the new Putin Diet Plan, your dose of polonium will be delivered free, anywhere in the world—you'll hardly know you're taking it! And signing up is easy—just criticize Russia's slide towards tyranny a little too publicly.
I'll sing you one O!
Green glow the Russians O!
Posted by: Pete Bleackley | February 01, 2007 at 01:33 AM
you'll definitely lose weight...would you like the newest kind - Viagra polonium? You may get more juice that you don't need.
Posted by: lose 10 pound | July 31, 2007 at 04:45 PM