This I Believe #35

...that Michio Kaku and Michiko Kakutani should get married, so they can go around being announced as Michio and Michiko Kaku-Kakutani.

Comments

[Q. Pheevr]

Well, I believe that the governments of Canada and the United States should get together and (perhaps as part of the infrastructure component of their economic stimulus packages) build a major road linking Thompson, MB, with Walla Walla, WA, and name it after a noted Cree playwright.

What I'm not sure about is whether it should be called the Walla Walla–Thompson Tomson Highway Highway, or the Thomson Highway Walla Walla–Thompson Highway.

[Matt]

Ooh, ooh, and we could say to our Japanese friends, "Kaku-Kaku-Kakutani ni michi o oshiete kudasai" and so forth.

Personally I believe that Isla Fisher marry Jack White, then divorce him and marry Brian Ferry, then she can be introduced as Isla White-Ferry.

http://www.wightlink.co.uk/

[Bill McNeill]

I had the idea for a sitcom starring David Spade and James Spader called "Spade and Spader".

[John Cowan]

And the Original:

If Wanda Landowska had married Howard Hughes, and then divorced him to marry Henry Kissinger, she'd be Wanda Hughes Kissinger now.